I'm moving on. These are really fun because they are the most cringe worthy voice prompts

from a hinge and each and every week Abby goes search and form.

Yeah. If you're fortunate enough to not be on the dating apps, give yourself a pat

on the back. I am still in the trenches, but on this dating app called hinge, sometimes

people can respond to some of the prompts that are on their profiles with voice prompts

and they are usually very, very cringey, but usually we get a good laugh out of them. And

so this week I went hunting for some good ones. I've got some sent to me and I found a

very different sector of voice prompts this time around. So normally we just hear the

voice prompts from their profiles when you're scrolling through and deciding who you do

and do not want to match with. And I will play some of those at the end, but I did find

this one girl who has this ongoing bit where she will use voice messaging once she actually

matches with the guys. And she gets very creative. So in one of these text conversations,

she pretend, I can't play because it's too graphic, but she pretended that she was

in the middle of a battle and was like, I'm sorry, I'll get back to you, but. And so

I think she has found her perfect match because he brought the same energy when responding

back to her. Which one is the surgeon?

Hi, Kotlin. This is alien. I just wanted to reach back out to you and say thanks for

the note. I really hope you make it back from the war. Scalpel. Sorry, I'm just sad.

My day job is a neurosurgeon. I'm trying to sew up Jeffries cerebral cortex right now.

So shut up, Jeffrey. But you know, it's really nice that you reached out and I hope that

we can get together for drinks sometime soon. So, one second. Oh, I got to go. I got

to go. If they don't go out together, they are missing out on a huge opportunity.

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