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Texting Tutor PT 3: She’s Letting Her Friend Move In Against Her Boyfriend’s Wishes!

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🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Her best friend broke up with her boyfriend and needs a place to stay! So, she offered! It's her husband who's not gonna be happy hearing the news...it's #TextingTutor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So I get off my flight on Saturday night. I got a little extra time. I'm not ready to

0:08.1

go home yet. So I thought, all right, stop by Kristen's house. Kristen invites me over.

0:12.9

Because it's on, it's on my way. So my house is on your way home, right? So I'm like,

0:17.4

yeah, why not? Feeling pretty spontaneous, but it is nine o'clock. I'll go over there

0:21.6

and see what's up. So I go out there and Kristen is down in her red wine, nine o'clock,

0:27.5

and herself a nice little time. So I was having some beers. We're watching some football,

0:32.2

just keeping it low key, gym and jams and beds, snoozing. So yeah. I come in there and

0:37.3

I sit at Kristen because I see what she's drinking. And I go, you got any of the white

0:40.9

stuff? And she goes, you want to do cocaine? I'm like, no, what? You have to come in your

0:49.5

house and ask if you have cocaine? What does it matter with you? I'm like, no, I don't

0:54.3

like red wine. Do you have any white wine? The white stuff, like you're delivery. I'm

1:01.1

like, did he just come to my house and ask to do hot drugs? She goes, I know you're going

1:05.7

through a tough time right now. So I thought maybe you wanted to party and I'm like, no,

1:08.6

I want to sleep for a minute. When I tell you, I realized he got, and he looked at me

1:16.3

so incredulously like I had 10 heads. And he goes, white stuff, white wine. Oh, I, I

1:25.2

see, I was laughing so hard. I thought I was going to pee myself. It's been 17 years

1:29.2

since somebody said, hey, do you want a party like that? No, you want a little booger

1:34.1

sugar? Just, just looking for some white wine. Which by the way, I have the white wine.

1:39.4

Yeah, I did not have the other. All right, texting tutor here. Let's find out what happened

1:44.8

over the weekend because she was going to have a conversation. You remember on Friday

1:48.9

that we talked to her husband and there was really nothing conclusive whatsoever from

1:54.1

that. Yeah, this was so awkward. So her best friend is going through this break up.

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