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PT 2: She Needs To Tell Her Husband That She No Longer Wants A Big Family! + Nutless Celebrities

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

They were always planning to have three kids! But, now that she's had one she's had enough! How should she tell her husband that plans have changed? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the bird show all the trigger warnings look if you're cruising around with kids in the car

0:04.5

We're about to talk about dudes that lost a nard

0:08.6

And if you lost a nard

0:10.6

Then that would be triggering also with this list. There you go. Uh-huh. That is smart

0:14.1

We're being but you're being very thoughtful right now, which I'm really proud of I'd like to try to protect

0:18.9

The man that only have one art well there you got to open the phone lines to ask if anybody does have a nard

0:24.2

And how did it happen and how did you lose yours? I mean, we are writing demo today

0:29.1

1855 birchow. Oh, that would be painful

0:32.4

Well, so I have a rancor list list here, right? And it's because we were talking about

0:39.0

Like somehow we found out that Arnold Schwarzenegger only has one testicle in our last entertainment buzz

0:44.7

Would you unhinged on him? It was during unhinge. Yes, and I googled it really quick

0:50.0

And sure enough because of his excessive steroid use. He lost a testicle

0:54.3

And as soon as I did that this rancor list popped up and it's 22 celebrities with one or fewer testies

0:59.8

Now for the record a majority of these men lost testicle due to testicular cancer. Well, that's not fun

1:05.7

Well, I know, but I'm not going to we're not going to talk about this

1:07.7

But we that I would like that to use that as a PSA to to get your voice cup

1:12.2

All right, yeah

1:12.8

And also if you're calling right now to tell us that you lost a nard

1:16.0

Don't call because if it was cancer because that's not fun to talk about

1:19.5

We're looking for stuff that's going to make us cringe

1:21.7

So Lance Armstrong is like one of the top people on this list because I think he's one of the most famous unibolars out there, right?

1:30.4

But and his was through the testicular cancer in 96 then

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