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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Music, Comedy

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired January 23, 2026: Penis cage. Just roll a ball out. Everything you wanna know about shadow people.   

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0:00.0

Happy New Year podcast, pals.

0:01.9

Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like Whole Home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air uv lights to help keep the air cleaner and ervs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat trust me you will notice the difference in a big way be cozy this winter standard heating and air conditioning providing the comfort you deserve since 193030 online at standard heating.com. So this is what life is like on the surface of the moon, huh?

1:08.4

Two, 300 below zero, very few signs of life.

1:12.4

Josh is currently surviving solely by consuming his own fluids.

1:18.3

I've always wanted to do it, but now I've got an excuse.

1:21.8

At least it's not as windy as yesterday.

1:23.7

My goodness, I was not expecting that.

1:25.4

That was crazy.

1:26.2

It was like a blizzard by my house last night. She was blowing. Kind of cool looking, but I bet if you're on the roads, that sucked quite a bit. And my house was making noises I've never heard before, and I was home alone. And so either ghosts come out in freezing weather or my house might be in some trouble. There could be two burglars coming to rob the place.

1:45.5

The frozen bandits?

1:47.1

Yeah, that's probably it.

1:48.6

Welcome to one cold-ass broadcast of the 93X Half-Hast Morning Show.

1:54.8

Yeah, it'll part your hair for you this morning.

1:57.6

As Babyface Destroyer, Jesus said it's so cold you can hear it. Yeah, there is something to that. Where everything's steaming? I'll tell you what, on my way in today, it was very lightly traveled. Didn't see, the only car, I saw two cars, and they must have had some engine trouble. They were long gone, but they were pulled over to the side of the road. Now, that would suck eggs. Oh, I can't even imagine. Did you guys pack a winter kit or anything? I always have one in my car. Do you? I never have. My mom would always get on my case about it. I always thought, I'll be fine. I never once have. It's going to get me someday.

2:34.5

The winter survival kid.

2:36.1

Did your parents ever get on you guys about that?

2:38.5

Oh, absolutely.

2:39.2

It's crucial.

2:40.2

Our mother mentioned it once or twice, but as you know, Josh, they didn't really truly care.

2:48.1

It just seems like something you should say as a parent.

2:50.5

You knew them. You knew they didn't ever really truly care. It just seems like something you should say as a parent. You knew them.

2:51.9

You knew they didn't ever really truly care.

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