They Just Tased Ryan
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 156 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired January 26, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Ketchup goes on everything. Everything you wanna know about minding your business at the local bus terminal.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air. |
| 0:23.1 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat. |
| 0:28.2 | Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way. |
| 0:30.8 | Be cozy this winter. |
| 0:32.1 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:36.5 | Online at standardhe heating.com. |
| 0:38.5 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:42.3 | 93. |
| 0:44.6 | Air. |
| 0:45.2 | Yeah. well here goes nothing welcome folks to the monday edition of the ninety three x half-ass morning |
| 1:04.9 | show it goes without saying that we hope everyone's hanging in there after what we all experienced this past weekend here in town. |
| 1:14.1 | And speaking of what's been happening here in town, if you don't mind real quick, |
| 1:19.7 | I'm going to go ahead and speak on behalf of all of us here on the half-ass morning show. |
| 1:23.6 | So folks in our listening audience understand where we're coming from going forward. |
| 1:30.2 | We all feel like something should be said. So for a program like ours that's always focused on |
| 1:37.8 | the lighter side of life, these are difficult times to navigate. There's nothing funny about |
| 1:44.1 | the real world these days. There's nothing funny about the real world these days. |
| 1:46.4 | There's nothing funny about what we all saw this weekend. |
| 1:49.9 | But just like the rest of you is, we got a job to do. |
| 1:52.4 | And our job is, and always has been, for nearly 30 years now in the Twin Cities, |
| 1:59.0 | our job has been to create something enjoyable for our listening |
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