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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Music, Comedy

4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Originally Aired January 22, 2026: You bit my nipple! Is that a fresh cow tooth? Everything you wanna know about wearing a banana suit.

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0:00.0	Happy New Year podcast, pals.
0:01.9	Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air.
0:23.1	UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat.
0:28.2	Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way.
0:30.8	Be cozy this winter.
0:32.1	Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.
0:36.5	Online at standardhe heating.com.
0:38.5	The 93x half-assed morning show.
0:42.3	Ninety three.
0:44.4	Fair.
0:45.2	Yeah. Oh, yeah.
0:56.8	Let's get rolling here.
1:02.7	Might as well just go ahead with the operation.
1:04.9	Hope everyone's hanging in there best they can.
1:09.6	And welcome to what we call here, the 93X half-ass morning show. Got any last words, Cubby, before this satanic
1:12.7	cold front swings into town
1:14.5	and
1:15.3	shuts us off from the rest
1:18.6	of civilization? It's going to be cold.
1:20.8	That's what they keep saying. Today,
1:22.8	ironically enough, is coming from
1:24.7	the cold day. Maybe we should push that
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