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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	First guess. Seventh grade?
0:02.0	Seventh grade.
0:03.0	Oh yeah.
0:04.0	I only started open mouth.
0:05.0	Yeah, that was cool.
0:07.0	I was cool as fuck.
0:08.0	Dude, I was ready to fuck.
0:09.0	Like in seventh grade, I was dialed in to be a god.
0:15.0	A god.
0:18.0	Now I don't want to like sidetrack this.
0:21.0	That is like Hitler like 100%
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