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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

AI Is Taking Over The World w/ Duncan Trussell | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

SPONSORS: Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Head to https://Manscaped.com and use code: BEARS to get 20% plus free shipping. Tune in to the NASCAR Cup Series race on Sunday, February 25th at 3:00 PM ET on FOX! Check out the schedule here: https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202 Go to http://liquiddeath.com/BEARS to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. Bert's locked up so this week comedian Duncan Trussell joins Tom Segura on 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Duncan knows a thing or two about doing time and he shares these surprisingly fun experiences with Tom. This leads to Duncan and Tom discussing the ethics and dietary concerns when it comes to eating your friends and neighbors. But Humans aren't only a food source they're also a source of labor and comedy, two things that are at risk of being replicated by robots and AI, a discourse that Duncan has plenty of thoughts on. Other topics brought up include deviant monks, rituals, genital fillers, glass eyes, Japan, NPC's, the James Webb Telescope, sociopaths , war hero grandpas, goofballs, secret handshakes, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 224 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I killed about 10,000 Chinese and North Koreans.

0:03.6

He'd be like, you want to hear a story?

0:05.6

Yeah, sure.

0:07.2

There's a way you could pull out a man's eyeball and show himself like a mere I used to do that.

0:13.0

He was like, your grandpa's wild dude.

0:16.0

It's like crazy, right?

0:18.0

100% up.

0:20.0

Cheers. This episode of Two Bears One Cave is presented by NASCAR. The 2024 season is officially underway and this week NASCAR is heading to Atlanta.

0:34.0

Make sure to tune in on Sunday, February 25th at 3 p.m. Eastern on Fox.

0:40.0

It's pretty wild that a good friend Bert Kreischer is actually locked up right now.

0:48.0

He's doing a little bit of time.

0:50.0

Hopefully, his legal matters resolve themselves.

0:55.0

He is, he's working hard.

0:58.0

I know that he has the best attorneys you can hire.

1:02.0

He's also, he's got a lot of health trouble so they're taking

1:06.2

care of him in the, I guess the medical ward of the jail. But sitting in his place today really happy to have Duncan trussle the great

1:16.4

Duncan trussle is here everybody.

1:18.0

Hi!

1:19.7

Thoughts go out to Bert.

1:20.7

Yeah.

1:21.7

Have you ever been arrested?

1:23.2

Oh, I was in jail for a while.

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