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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	I bet I could wipe shit on my face.
0:02.0	No, you definitely can.
0:04.0	I bet I could.
0:05.0	What's your price point?
0:06.0	Seven fifty I'll shit on my face.
0:08.0	100%
0:10.0	Cheers.
0:11.0	Cheers. This episode of Two Bears One Cave is presented by NASCAR.
0:17.0	Don't miss out on incredible racing against the backdrop of the desert mountains at Phoenix Raceway.
0:23.0	Make sure to tune in on Sunday, March 10th at 330 PM Eastern on Fox.
0:29.0	Okay.
0:30.0	Martin Norman died.
0:32.0	No shit.
0:33.0	Oh, never mind.
0:34.0	Oh, gorgno.
0:36.0	Can I tell you sometimes I think my branding is off?
0:44.0	Yeah? Yeah, like the other day I was like, I was like, I don't know why, I saw someone get rolled in on a wheelchair.
0:51.0	Yeah. And I was like, oh shit, shit wonder what happened and then I started
0:53.7	googling that person yeah and then I was like I should do that like get rolled around in a
0:57.3	wheelchair see what you saw a celebrity getting go yeah it was like rolled in a
1:00.9	wheelchair I think I might have been a jarred or
1:02.7	partu though that would make sense that he's rough bro he was he said for a minute what was
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