World of Mormies w/ Natalie Jean

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week we're hangin' up our 'NO BOYS ALLOWED' sign since MJ's trapped in the Realm of Shadow without internet, so Jackie is joined by LPN's Natalie Jean as they discuss the songs they walked down the aisle to, celebrate the breaking news of the draft for ACOTAR book 6 being sent to the publisher, and SPOILER ALERT the "Love Island" finale ends with two drifters off to see the world. A shocking truth is revealed about the "Real Housewives SLC" cast, Jackie introduces Natalie to the adult dating sim "Date Everything", and Jackie calls for more fae lego. Candace Cameron Bure claims sons 45 minute sermon saved her marriage, and Jackie learned that you can't change your AMC Stubs photo for a year after uploading one complete with a vampiric stare, plus in more AMC news they are adding ads in between the trailers now before films!?! Then a physically painful list of 'Famous People Who Suffered Horrifying Consequences From Black Market Cosmetic Procedures', no MJ means no BLINDZ til 'Second Helpings', and finally Jackie's Snackies starts at 57:22.854 and ends at 1:04:38.501!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	I have died every day waiting for you.
0:13.5	Darling, don't be afraid.
0:16.0	I have loved you for a thousand years. I love you for a thousand more.
0:24.6	And all along I believed I would find you.
0:30.6	Time has brought your heart to be.
0:32.6	I have loved you for a thousand years. I love you for a thousand years.
0:38.1	I'll love you for a thousand more.
0:43.9	And yes, Natalie, that goes out to you because you just are returning home from the land of Mormon,
0:50.5	even though not technically the land of twilight, but the home of where the mormies
0:55.9	burst forth to create the twilight. Welcome to page seven and Natalie Jean, host of Spun,
1:02.7	host of Elpian Deep Dives, Crescent City. Welcome to the show again. It's just the two of us,
1:09.0	and it's not our faults. I did it. I sabotaged the show so I
1:13.3	could talk more. Natalie, I knew you were going to do this. I was like, Natalie, you better not
1:18.1	sabotage. You better not go all beastie boys on my ass and you fucking did and I don't appreciate
1:24.3	it. But also, you too powerful. Don't ask a saboteur to come on your show.
1:28.6	You damn right.
1:29.4	You are a woman in total control of herself.
1:32.3	Yes, that is witch.
1:34.6	But Natalie, you know, just for everyone in case you're wondering, don't worry.
1:38.7	MJ is not trapped in the nothing somewhere and never-ending story, Although maybe we might want to circle back.
1:45.3	Should we check?
1:46.2	MJ is doing fine.
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