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Second Helpings - LampJ

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Page 7 is back this week with 100% more MJ, and he's got things to SAY! Jackie liked the new "Jurassic World" sans Chris Pratt soft reboot, Colin Jost isn't actively threatened by his more successful wife and sadly that's a pleasant surprise to us all. MJ plans to return havin' watched "Wicked" with the kids vvvv soon! Lotta people are talkin' 'bout Jessica Biel's back, Jackie corners MJ into playing "Date Everything!". MJ's havin' an 80's summer and started watchin' cheers as promised! He also started Ultigaytum aka "Queer Ultimatum". Jackie's moved onto "Vanderpump Rules" and the juxtaposition of their 20's at that time v the Pumps 20's at that time. Gen Z hates skinny jeans and after what Suki Waterhouse went through they may have a point. Stevie Wonder had to come out and be like 'im blind for real, guys' because TikTok is destroying reasoning further and ain't no daaaaamn way. "Love Island" people are returning to the real world and learning about the insanity of the summer so far, including Labubu. Then MJ's here to let us suckle upon his teet of pop culture with the BLINDZ we all craved last episode! "Practical Magic 2" is currently being made, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos just wanted to let us all know they're still fuckin' and she thinks he's GROSS for wanting morning sex. Then Jackie cried 'cause we don't got no Superman, but she said it's a great movie! PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

Probably better the second time around.

0:14.0

You damn right it will.

0:15.8

You know why?

0:16.6

Because this episode has 100% more MJ.

0:21.7

Thank God. Oops, more MJ. Thank God.

0:22.6

Oops, all MJ, except also Jackie is here.

0:26.0

Do you want to do MJ talks for 60 minutes?

0:28.1

Because Holden just had his time to shine.

0:30.2

So if you need that platform, I'll give it to you.

0:32.6

You can talk for the rest of the show if you want.

0:34.5

Bro, I've done it.

0:35.4

And me and my brother had our political podcast Radio Disp RIP, radio dispatch, there was a lot of times where he had a real job and we were still doing the show. And that was an hour-long show every day. Damn. What time did you do it? What do you have to do it before work? We did it. I was an after-school teacher at the time, so I would do it in the, we would do in the mornings. But then he sometimes I would talk to him on his walk to work, record it and then use it was, we were making it at work. But I, there was episodes where I didn't have a guess or at the last minute he couldn't do it. And I had to submit a 60 minute episode.

1:12.4

And so I just talked the whole time. And because it was politics, I felt just like Rush Limbaugh,

1:16.7

you know, just a...

1:17.7

Filibuster.

1:18.3

Exactly. There's a model for being like a, uh, just a crank alone in a room screaming

1:25.7

into a microphone about politics. And I love it. I've got

1:28.6

things to say. And everyone's going to know it's going to take the microphone from me. They're never

1:33.3

going to take the microphone from me. Yeah, exactly. So I've got things to say. I got to make up for

1:38.5

all the things that I didn't get to say on yesterday's show. And just so that you guys know if you've been thirsting for the

1:45.7

blinds, since you guys didn't get blinds on this week's main page seven episode, I have them.

1:51.7

I had them ready for yesterday. So, you're giving us the nipple. We need a little bit more.

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