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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.

Tits are out today.

Tits are out.

I want to do this live on camera.

Let me move this.

I just found a flaky crust.

I had a delicious chicken salad sandwich on a croissant, and there was flaky

crust stuck in between my very, very engorge breasts. So I'm not pregnant. They're just,

I'm just feeling fat these days. So anywho, how are we doing? Happy Rider Cup week. As you're listening to this, I am in New York City. I'm recording this from the Atlanta studio, but I will be in New York City this week, thriving at the writer cup. And you're going to be seeing a lot of behind the scenes footage and me probably on the television and all that. So I just kind of want to explain to you, what the hell I'm doing? For those of you who are not golf aficionados, you might be like, what is the writer cup?

Well, the rider cup happens explain to you. What the hell I'm doing? For those of you who are not golf aficionados,

you might be like, what is the Ryder Cup? Well, the Ryder Cup happens every two years. And it's the

American team versus the Europeans. The Ryder Cup is rich in history. And it's when America

plays Europe. Okay? Only that. So if you're one of the top three players in the world and you're from South Africa, sorry, you're not included. America versus Europe. This cup happens every two years. It is wild. It is, you know, it truly is the Super Bowl of golf in the sense that it's a team effort. So a bunch of players get picked from the U.S. team. Same with the European team. And then it flip-flops, switches back and forth every two years, whether it's played in the U.S. or in Europe. So when I went to Italy two years ago, when we were in Rome for a week and we were out supporting our friends who were playing in theder Cup. That's where it was. And now it's going to be at Beth Page, which is a very

historic course out in Long Island. But let me tell you about it. Okay. The logistics aren't

great. Beth Page is an incredible course and it's going to be a really monumental week.

But also the UN summit is

happening at the same time. Do you know how impossible it is to get fucking anywhere in New York

City when the UN is meeting, when they're summiting? I don't know if you know about the state

of the world, but I don't think that summit's going to go great.

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