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Absolutely Not
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🗓️ 1 October 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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On this episode, Heather is back from the Ryder Cup with a few things to say.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:07.6 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:13.8 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:22.4 | You saw the headlines this weekend. |
| 0:24.2 | It was a headline that Heather McMahon, |
| 0:27.0 | MC of the first T, |
| 0:28.6 | is released from her job after yelling F.U. Rory to the crowd. |
| 0:34.7 | I understand my responsibility in this. |
| 0:40.7 | However, it is a little interesting because I do think that there needs to be some context around what exactly happened. |
| 0:52.3 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. I'm your host, Heather McMahon. How are you? Hope you're having a great week. I have had a little bit of a dozy of a week, which I am happy to break down and get into here, but I hope you guys are doing very well. Well, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 1:12.7 | I guess we can say I've had my first international incident. Is it a cancellation? I don't know. |
| 1:19.8 | But either way, I definitely wanted to talk on my podcast before I, you know, people are like, |
| 1:26.0 | Heather, you're going to comment on this? You're going to make a comment? I was like, yeah, going to comment on this you're going to make a |
| 1:27.5 | comment and I was like yeah let me comment on my platform which is the absolutely not podcast so thank you |
| 1:33.1 | for being here and if you're new here welcome and I'm sure if you're new here you may be coming from |
| 1:38.9 | abroad you're probably a like 55 year old Irish man and you're very angry with me right now, which |
| 1:45.3 | you're allowed to be. So I will apologize to you in just a moment. But if you're new here, |
| 1:52.4 | welcome. This is absolutely not. We are a safe space for people to bitch and complain and giggle. |
| 1:57.5 | And that's what we do here. But if you're listening and you have no idea what I'm |
| 2:00.9 | talking about, well, I got in some hot water this weekend. I was out at the Ryder Cup, which you know |
| 2:06.1 | from last week's episode and the weeks back, I've been very excited, but looking forward to the |
| 2:11.1 | Rider Cup event for years. If you don't know what the Ryder Cup is, the Ryder Cup is America |
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