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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after hosting the EMMY’s Live from the Red Carpet for E! She chats about how hot this carpet was, the celebs and friends that she saw, and what after parties she got to hit. She dreams about her future in television and how she would crush Dancing with the Stars. We have voicemails from yacht sellers, girls with jealous SIL and a girl that finds herself in an episode of The Hunting Wives.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:07.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
0:13.8	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:15.3	I want a side of fire.
0:27.7	Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:31.1	Hope you're having a beautiful week.
0:33.5	Fall is in the air.
0:35.3	It's not really crisp, but also a little crispy. So we're really on that,
0:41.4	we're on that balance beam of seasons. Don't know which way we want to go. And I'm ready for
0:46.3	sweater. I'm ready for a tall boot, a nice tight, a little skirt, if you will, possibly go with me. Here's some corduroy.
0:56.1	Corderoys never looked good on me, so I don't know who we're kidding. And my color palette is not
0:59.6	autumn. You know, I'm a true winter with a touch of spring and a splash of summer. But the rest
1:07.4	of y'all can wear your mustard, yellow, corduroy, and thrive. But I do love a fall. I love a sweater.
1:14.3	I've been on Japan TikTok quite a bit recently. I have an entire trip planned to Japan. I just need about 10 days off to go there.
1:23.6	But I, you know, everyone goes during cherry blossom season. But no, no, no. I've been following a couple influencers who've said the best time to go is in the winter.
1:31.3	So that's what's up my sleeve.
1:34.4	If you're wondering how ADD I am these days, let's see.
1:38.0	I ordered a Bible off TikTok shop.
1:43.2	Got marketed to me. First of all, got marketed to me. It's one of those
1:46.9	while you're scrolling and it's like, hey, if you scroll past this, you don't love Jesus. So then,
1:52.3	of course, I watch it because I think that somehow Jesus will think I don't love him if I don't
1:57.1	watch the video. And it's also the worst thing you could do as a Christian
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