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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 151 minutes

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Boys swim naked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about catching your parents masturbating. Originally aired Wednesday, May 8, 2024.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-AST morning show 93 Earth.
0:26.3	May is National Mastivation Mom, so stop knocking on my dress
0:29.6	a roof door.
0:31.2	And we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about masturbation.
0:36.3	All right, listen closely, I'm not going to beat around the bush.
0:38.6	Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
0:40.8	You can have a lovely time tug in the tiger in the shower each morning.
0:44.0	Richard, were you watching spank provision?
0:47.0	When you get your bone rock, when you get your groove arm, when you get the right stroking,
0:52.0	getting it down, going for it, for it going you know what I could be
0:54.8	fucking lazy about this I could do this in three minutes but three hours that's a
1:00.0	fucking production
1:02.0	you think that I'm going to masturbate after this, you're right.
1:07.0	Oh no, it's masturbation month again. This place is this place is going to be a mess.
1:17.0	It's been that way before unfortunately and I've been the benefactor a couple of times.
1:24.4	Geez that's still unbelievable to me.
1:26.2	That I've caught two people masturbating here?
1:28.1	The things you've seen in this building.
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