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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 7, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. The best of Tom Brady's roast. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Plunger Man.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	93. A. A. X-ass morning show. Ninety-93 Earth.
0:25.2	Morning class.
0:28.8	His National Teacher Day.
0:30.3	National Teacher Day has been around since 1953. Recogn recognizing the hard work and dedication.
0:35.0	I like working with kids because when you're in a room full of first graders, like it was such a big
0:38.6	self-esteem boost because I'm always by far the most talented person in the room.
0:42.4	Because I can usually open a caprice sign.
0:46.4	They're like amazed by everything I could do. They're like, Mr Jeff, you can tie your shoes.
0:50.9	But I'm not too busy counting to 100. Worship me mortals.
0:55.0	Are most of the kids in favor of the picketing?
0:57.0	Yep.
0:58.0	How come?
0:59.0	Um, I think they should get some more money because they work next hours for us and all that stuff.
1:04.8	Happy National Teacher Day.
1:06.3	On the count of three, it's Showtime.
1:07.8	Ready?
1:08.8	Show time.
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