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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

How many boners you've had in your lifetime! I saw my friend's sisters panties at a sleepover when she left them on the floor. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sexomina! Originally aired Thursday, May 9, 2024.

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0:00.0

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0:04.7

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0:08.2

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0:14.8

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0:18.6

The 93X Half-ass-fast morning show 93 Earth

0:26.0

Welcome to our pop-up sleepover.

0:29.0

We got PG-13 movies, rated M video games.

0:32.0

I was having a sleepover one night where's 12. movies rated M video games.

0:32.8

I was having to sleep over one night.

0:34.5

Where's 12 years old and so a bunch of 12 year old boys,

0:37.4

we got sleeping bags in the living room floor.

0:39.5

It's a very fun night.

0:40.8

At the end of the night, I did not know they were going to do this, but at the end of the night

0:44.6

they're like we're going to watch Friday the 13th. So I stand up in front of them alone and I say

0:50.7

I don't think I'm allowed to watch this.

0:55.0

I expected others to join me.

0:57.0

When no one joined, the kids mom came over to like, she was just trying to save me the embarrassment,

1:04.9

she trying to be sweet.

1:06.6

And she goes, you know what?

1:07.6

She goes, maybe just don't tell your parents about it.

1:11.5

And I said, that's gonna be pretty hard because I've already called him and they're on their way

1:15.9

You the intro

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