Woody Pfister

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired October 15, 2025: LOUD (sex) NOISES. Childhood fears coming true. Everything you wanna know about Adultoween.

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0:00.0	You podcast listeners are smart.
0:02.1	We say that all the time around here.
0:03.7	Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket.
0:22.5	Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast,
0:25.5	and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com.
0:28.9	The 93X-Hareth morning show.
0:30.6	Ninety-three.
0:42.5	Fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're making our way here.
0:45.1	Got to move the microphone around a little bit.
0:48.2	Get yourself situated.
0:49.7	Jesus.
0:50.2	Good way to start.
0:51.2	We've...
0:57.0	Here the loudest Mike's ever.
0:58.4	It's kind of like a haunted house.
0:59.5	Trying to move things.
1:02.2	What was that?
1:02.8	Hello.
1:07.3	We've hit what a lot of folks call the halfway mark.
1:09.2	Wednesday morning.
1:12.0	Welcome to the 93X Half Fast Morning Show.
1:13.1	You're a terrific crowd.
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