4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2025
⏱️ 147 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Originally Aired October 16, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Dana-rrhea. Everything you wanna know about browser based blue balls.
Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:
Twitter/X: @93XHAMS
Facebook: @93XHAMS
Instagram: @93XHAMS
Email the show: [email protected]
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | You podcast listeners are smart. |
| 0:02.1 | We say that all the time around here. |
| 0:03.7 | Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket. |
| 0:22.5 | Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast, |
| 0:25.6 | and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com. |
| 0:29.0 | The 93x-haired morning show. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm starting to feel funny. Oh, God. |
| 0:40.9 | Oh, boy. |
| 0:43.6 | Oh, gross. |
| 0:45.6 | How'd you get that audio of me? |
| 0:47.0 | Dana, you should have stayed home. |
| 0:48.4 | Oh, man. |
| 0:49.3 | That's absolutely terrific. |
| 0:50.7 | Welcome, everyone, to the 93-X-Hap Fast Morning Show. |
| 0:53.5 | Danel's back. did that conjure up |
| 0:56.7 | some memories of the last couple days for you dana they really did yeah that kind of sent some |
| 1:00.8 | flashbacks just shivers down my spine what you do you caught a fungus or something we and you |
| 1:05.8 | couldn't come to work for a couple days you were throwing up you with diarrhea up and down what's |
| 1:10.0 | the matter with you uh total system evacuation is what I would call it. Yeah, you're very pruny, and you look like you dropped about 20 pounds. I know. All the fluid has exited your body. Indeed, it did. What is it that you ate? What kind of leftovers? What did you catch? What it was, actually says? The flu? |
| 1:31.6 | Well, at first you thought it was leftovers, but two days is a long time to have food poison. |
| 1:33.5 | At first I thought I had some bad leftovers. |
| 1:41.2 | I had some Chinese food that had been the fridge for like a day and a half. I thought that might have been it. but the fact that it lingered and then I eventually got a fever on Tuesday night. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.