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Ninety-three.

All right.

Here goes nothing here goes friggin' nothing welcome welcome to the 93x half-ass morning show or what's left of it and if anything goes sideways just know at least we showed up

and tried our damnedest.

We got a man down.

And a woman down.

And a woman is down.

A piper is down.

Remember the old movie, Mike Myers?

I think it was called... What the hell was that old Mike Myers movie where he played the Scottish man?

So I killed an axe... Sorry, I married an axe murderer?

So I married an axe murderer.

Our guy, Dana, has again apparently caught his death.

He's sick as a dog.

He couldn't make her in this morning.

And normally he runs the old 1977 soundboard we have available to us.

Ashley, we're not exactly sure. But Cubby and I thought, let's make a run at this anyway.

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