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The Therapy Crouch

Wild Instagram threads: Marriage Pressure, VR Air-Thrusting & Spicy Work Selfies!

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Comedy, Mum, Parenting, Agony Aunt, Marriage, Dad, Relationships, Society & Culture, Advice, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Kids & Family, Sex, Funny, Partners, Couples Therapy, Couples, Therapy, Relax

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into some of the wildest Instagram threads you’ve heard. With outrageous weekly whines about VR porn addictions and kids who won’t relax with the infamous “Shabba”. Expect fiery debates over Scousers vs. Wools and plant of laugh-out-loud moments.


Things take a more heartfelt turn when they read a moving listener message about how the podcast has genuinely helped someone through a dark time—reminding us all of the power of laughter and connection.


The pair also weigh in on relationship psychology tips from Instagram, parenting debates, and even the dangers of topless selfies popping up mid-work. In the Agony Abs, listeners write in with dilemmas ranging from messy friendship hook-ups to dropping hints for proposals, giving Abbey and Pete plenty to get stuck into with their no-nonsense advice.


00:00 – Outrageous cheating confessions and VR porn horror stories

00:20 – Abbey and Pete banter about fitness setbacks and wanky caviar crumpets

04:24 – Abbey reads a moving listener message about mental health and survival

07:29 – The couple discuss the importance of checking in on loved ones

09:41 – Scousers vs. Wools: the postcode war heats up

13:40 – The “Shabba” parenting nightmare—when kids take things too far

14:26 – VR porn headset thrusting story sparks disbelief

17:06 – Abbey and Pete react to Instagram ‘relationship psychology’ tips

22:08 – The massage vs. masturbation debate takes a hilarious turn

28:02 – Do women really sleep worse next to men?

38:25 – Awkward friendship hookup threatens to ruin everything

42:01 – A listener begs for proposal tips and ring-shopping advice


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Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of The Therapy Crouch is brought you by Indeed. Okay, Pete, I've got a question for you. Who is the best boss you've ever had? Oh, I've had some great ones, but my old favourite is Harry Rednapp. Not me. You're not my manager. Why is that? Why, Harry? He signed me three times. He must have thought I've been doing something, right? Well, obviously, you were. You scored a hell of a lot of goals for him, but getting a job because you know the person doing the hiring. That happens all the time in football, doesn't it? Well, it's not like it's a normal job, is it? He wasn't looking through my CV and asking me if he thought I had any transferable skills that I could bring to the first team. But now you mention it, it does happen a lot. I manage will know and trust his players and often bring them that in for that reason. Okay. Harry should do that a lot. Well, luckily it worked out well with you and Harry, but it happens everywhere, doesn't it? And not always with great results. I mean, when you put it like that,

0:54.5

it doesn't sound great, does it? It should be what you know, not who you know. Well, thankfully,

0:59.5

indeed does offer a better way. On your profile, you showcase real skills and experiences,

1:05.3

which also helps employers find people with the talent that fits both the role and their culture.

1:11.2

And people get recommended jobs that match their abilities, leveling the playing field.

1:16.1

So what skills do you think would be on your profile pay?

1:18.6

Simple.

1:19.4

Simple, yeah.

1:23.5

Well, I was going to tell you, Headers, Volley, from podcasting, but you've just nailed it there, haven't you?

1:47.4

To create your profile today, download the Indeed app. And Pete, if you set up yours now, you'll be all set for when Harry comes out of retirement and starts managing again. Let's hope so. This podcast is sponsored by Heck, food made to make a difference. Pete, you know the heck chicken Italian sausages we can't get enough of?

1:50.3

Babe, the garlic, mozzarella and tomato ones.

1:51.1

That's the ones.

1:54.3

The ones that keep mysteriously disappearing from the fridge.

2:00.7

Well, heck have taken the flavour we love and reimagined it as their new chicken Italia sausage rashes.

2:04.0

Rashes, babe, this sounds like a game changer.

2:04.7

Exactly.

2:07.1

Thin and tasty and ready in under five minutes.

2:11.6

Perfect for busy mornings or when the family's hungry and you just need something fast.

2:14.5

And they've still got that flavour we all know and love.

2:15.1

Oh yeah.

2:34.3

Juicy chicken with garlic, mozzarella, sun dried tomato and basil. Mmm. Well, what more could you want? You could have them in a sarni stirred through pasta. Straight off the tray. I am starving, just thinking about it. And because they're high in protein, they keep you going instead of sending you back to the fridge an hour later. I thought my fry-up had peaked with heck sausages.

2:35.2

You'd think so?

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