Awkward School WhatsApp Chats, Conker Wars & The Maldives Pringles DISASTER!
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our Ross is BACK (remotely, of course.) From hilarious parenting fails and awkward school WhatsApp groups to nostalgic playground games, heated debates about biscuits, Pringles, and roast dinners, no topic is off-limits.
Peter recalls being banned from the playground for conker wars, while Abbey admits to some unforgettable social blunders. The pair also dive into everyday British frustrations, like parcels gone missing, train etiquette, and the dreaded early Christmas aisle.
With their signature mix of honesty, banter, and oversharing, this AMA proves that nothing is too silly—or too serious—for the Therapy Crouch couch.
00:00 – Intro
00:01:21 – “Sexy secretary” banter and new looks.
00:03:53 – Diving into British Reddit problems.
00:06:39 – The courier who ignored clear instructions.
00:08:10 – Abbey vs the dreaded school WhatsApp group.
00:12:10 – The great British heating debate.
00:14:45 – Vanishing Garibaldi biscuits and Pringle drama.
00:16:42 – The Maldives Pringles disaster.
00:20:30 – Peter banned from the playground for conkers.
00:24:06 – “Ball on the wall” physics lesson gone wrong.
00:27:14 – The worst pregnancy mix-up Abbey’s ever made.
00:35:35 – No one offers a dad with kids a seat on the train.
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| 0:59.0 | Okay, Pete, I've got a question for you. |
| 1:01.0 | Who is the best boss you've ever had? |
| 1:04.0 | Oh, I've had some great ones, but my old favourite is Harry Rednapp. |
| 1:09.0 | Not me. |
| 1:10.0 | You're not my manager. Why is that? Why, Harry? He signed me three times. He must have thought I've been doing something, right? Well, obviously you were. You scored a hell of a lot of goals for him, but getting a job because you know the person doing the hiring. That happens all the time in football, doesn't it? Well, it's not like it's a normal job, is it? He wasn't looking through my CV and asking me if he thought I had any transferable skills that I could bring to the first team. But now you mention it, it does happen a lot, and manage it will know and trust his players and often bring them that in for that reason. Okay. Harry should do that a lot. Well, luckily it worked out well with you and Harry, but it happens everywhere, doesn't it? |
| 1:46.9 | And not always with grey. that in for that reason. Okay. Harry should do that a lot. Well, luckily it worked out well with you and Harry, but it happens everywhere, doesn't it, |
| 1:48.9 | and not always with great results. |
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