4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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On this episode, Heather is back in NYC and welcomes two cruising hussies to the pod. Andrea and Anna are hosts of their own pod Big Wigs but are famously known for their impressions. They chat about how they met, the cruise, their favorite Boar’s Head meats, and being related to a serial killer. We also get a surprise appearance from two of their favorite Calabasas characters.
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
0:07.9 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
0:14.1 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
0:27.6 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. I'm very excited for today's guests. I'm going to let these two ladies introduce themselves |
0:32.4 | in a second, just because if you're listening to this on audio, which most of you do, I don't |
0:36.5 | want it to be confusing for you. There's going to be a lot of people entering the space here in a minute, but I need |
0:42.1 | you to meet two of my favorite gals in the entire world. New fast friends, who would like to go |
0:47.5 | first? Dirty Drey? Okay. Hey! She said it. I mean, once you say dirty, Dre, we already know what's going on. |
0:56.2 | Right. |
0:56.9 | What's going on? |
0:57.6 | I'm Andrea Lopez. |
0:58.7 | I, uh, comedian actor, been a long time fan and just lover of, of the, the heather world, |
1:05.2 | the sphere. |
1:05.8 | So going on the cruise was an absolute blast from me. |
1:08.1 | You may know me from my Teresa, Judeyce impressions, Housewives, |
1:11.6 | Courtney Kardashian, Jennifer Coolidge, and occasionally Sophia Vergara. So, all right, I'm so |
1:16.0 | excited to be here. I traveled all the way from Jersey, Patterson. I'm from Patterson, |
1:21.2 | but not anymore. But anyway, I love, love, love, Heather. Love, love, love. Anna. |
1:27.4 | How do I top that? |
1:28.9 | Good evening. |
1:29.7 | Hi, I'm Anna Royceman. |
1:31.4 | I'm also a comedian, actor, former cruise participant. |
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