In Her Color Palette with Kelsey Cook

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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On this episode, Heather welcomes Kelsey Cook to the podcast studio. Kelsey is another fabulous comic that is on tour and has released her new special, Mark Your Territory. They connect on never being to Coachella, the similarities of boomers and millennials, survival jobs and where they stand on Crumbl cookies. Kelsey also finds out that she is actually another race because she is a red head.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:06.1	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
0:12.3	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:18.7	Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.
0:25.5	I'm so pumped.
0:26.2	We got Kelsey in the house.
0:27.4	Yay.
0:27.9	We were just talking.
0:29.3	It's been a while.
0:29.9	I feel like we've been two ships passing in the night and how we haven't met before
0:33.5	is beyond me.
0:34.7	So crazy.
0:35.3	But we were just talking about how we're two women in our, you know,
0:38.4	mid to late 30s and how we have right out of Coachella. It's like if you didn't get in,
0:44.3	it's like double Dutch. If you didn't get in and those prime years, you're toast. You're old,
0:50.0	you're out. You can't. I said the only way I'm going is if I get an artist pass and I ride in on the
0:55.2	wings of Duelipa. I'm not doing it. I have no desire to go. And when I, you know, I just think I missed it.
1:01.4	I didn't get to see Beyonce make her comeback. I mean, she never really left. But, you know,
1:06.3	her comeback from the children. So after that, I'm like, there's nobody else that I really, if the Spice
1:11.7	Girls came back. If the Spice Girls went to Coachella, I would be on the stage. I'd be a part of
1:17.4	the show. Pull my money out of retirement. Yes. Whatever it takes. Passed out the 401 can.
1:22.3	Yes. I have watched the Netflix version of the Beyonce Coachella performance so many times. It's embarrassing. But it is
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