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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

Want to say to each and every one of you, thanks for tuning in this week.

We have so much to discuss.

And I have a lot that I want to share. I want to apologize, first off, though, because I have

a horribly raspy voice and I am fighting the good fight of some sort of upper respiratory, chest

cold, sinus infection, all of the above, the beginning of summer crud so if i'm coughing a lot i

will try and do it off mike but in general you can hear it in the back of my throat so hold on

we're already in water break oh Oh my God.

Well, what do you know?

Let's just jump right into it.

I was supposed to be recording an episode this week post necrovision, and that didn't happen because I came back from a wonderful weekend in New York, but I touched down

late Sunday, and immediately didn't, I was feeling rough. And I woke up

yesterday morning feeling really rough, sore throat, scratchy, big chest cough, the whole thing.

And I called my doctor and they said, hey, you're trying to do too much. Yet again, you're

trying to do too much. Let's push this a week so that your body can rest and heal because God forbid, we don't want to put you under anesthesia and you're trying to do too much. Let's push this a week so that your body can rest and heal because

God forbid, we don't want to put you under anesthesia and you're choking on your damn mucus. So

I hope that's okay that I shared that with you. So I decided let's do a fresh episode so I can just

kind of catch all up on the things that I have learned I am doing wrong in my life and and some of the goals that I

want to set for this month. Now, I feel a sense of relief that I am not, you know, recuperating

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