Who’s Unc Now?
Absolutely Not
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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2025
⏱️ 91 minutes
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On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after her annual European summer vacay. She has weeded through her tik-tok trolls only to realize she has come out ahead as America’s Unc. She relives her boat days, her Air France journey home, and her back to school shopping memories. She takes voicemails from girls on a best friend trip to Italy, gift giving and golf bag woes, and why she is going to Iowa.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:07.8 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same |
| 0:13.0 | damn time. |
| 0:13.9 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:27.4 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:29.0 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:30.6 | How are you? |
| 0:32.2 | I hope you're doing fantastic. |
| 0:33.5 | I'm great. |
| 0:34.9 | You know, I'm back from Europe. |
| 0:56.5 | I've got a little crisp tan that will slowly fade into the weekend. But we're back. We've got American diarrhea. The usual. We're back at it. But I'm in the studio and it feels so good to be back. I've missed you all dearly. If you're watching this on the YouTube or you see the clips online, I'm wearing a Bethany Frankel shirt. And it's his mother up top. Let me show you real quick. Let me move my laptop. I'm wearing a Bethany Frankel t-shirt. She sent me merch. |
| 1:03.4 | She also sent me a sweatshirt that says supermodel. You know, she's so good at marketing. She's so |
| 1:09.4 | good at the moment something goes viral to just let it rip in a great way. |
| 1:14.4 | And we could all learn a lesson from her. |
| 1:17.3 | And I needed to wear a Bethany Frankel t-shirt today because on this t-shirt, |
| 1:23.4 | she is fresh from the Sports Illustrated swimsuit, fashion runway show that they had in Miami, |
| 1:30.5 | where she wore multiple sexy bikinis and looked phenomenal. |
| 1:35.1 | And I needed to build back my confidence. |
| 1:37.3 | And you're probably thinking, Heather, you just came back looking like a snack on a European vacation. |
| 1:43.4 | You're golden. You were enjoying yourself. |
| 1:46.3 | You had a glow. You were getting dick down. Why would your self-esteem be low? Well, I have been |
| 1:52.5 | getting trolled so badly on the internet by, I'm sure it's a mixture of bots and just sad, lonely men. |
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