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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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This week, we’re reminiscing tales from Heather’s last tour ahead of some stops in Tennessee and Texas. In this replay episode, she breaks down the details of the insane predicament she found herself in at the Memphis airport. She also ran into a couple Lasso kids in Texas and was slinging art in Mississippi for Robin like drug dealer from the 80's. That and more!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:07.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
0:13.8	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:23.3	Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast.
0:27.9	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:29.8	I got to be honest with you, I am so grateful for all of the new followers and listeners that we have on this podcast.
0:35.5	It's been very exciting for you all to DM me and call
0:38.5	into the hotline and let me know, hey, we're just catching up. And a lot of y'all are starting from
0:43.2	the beginning and working your way up to the current episodes. Now, this summer, we decided to
0:48.7	re-release a couple of the oldies, but goodies just for the new people who are here. And obviously,
0:54.1	they're the biggest hits.
0:55.6	This week I'm recording a couple new episodes that will come out in the next couple weeks.
0:59.8	And also we have bonus episodes coming out. So do not think that Mama is not doing the work
1:03.5	behind the scenes. It's very strategic. Some of the things that we're replaying with the fresh
1:08.0	twist, simply because a lot of y'all have requested them.
1:11.5	So this episode is about the last time I went to Memphis. It is a replay, but it is highly
1:17.1	insane, action-packed, if you will. And I will be playing the Orphium Theater in Memphis in a week.
1:24.0	So you better get your asses to the show. Figured we replay this. So all the Memphians can
1:29.2	remember how I literally barely survived by the skin of my teeth and the graze of a bullet making
1:36.3	it to the show. I can't wait to see everybody in Memphis and then I'll be in Charlotte. I believe
1:40.3	Charlotte's almost sold out. If it's not sold out already, you know, Charlotte always shows up for your girl.
1:45.9	But Memphis, we still have a few tickets left. So get your tickets at Heatherontour.com. And as always, you guys can call into the hotline, the absolutely not line. But I'm very excited to be back in the studio this week. But I wanted to hit you with a quick refresher of the Memphis trip. I'll be in LA this week for work and for a wedding,
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