Stronger than Ozempic
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is recording straight from a pool house in Mallorca—armed with nothing but her phone, a questionable Wi-Fi signal, and enough acid reflux to ignite a small fire. She’s giving us a mid-vacation dispatch packed with thoughts on travel etiquette, her ongoing battle with GLP-1, and a passionate tribute to the unsung pop legacy of Brooke Hogan. Plus, a quick tour update and a reminder that boat days are the best days.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:07.6 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:13.8 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:27.8 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:29.5 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:30.5 | How are you? |
| 0:32.6 | I'll tell you what. |
| 0:33.9 | I'll tell you what. |
| 0:34.8 | I'm doing fantastic. |
| 0:35.8 | I am abroad. |
| 0:40.5 | And I'm recording this episode from a pool house in Majorca. |
| 0:42.4 | Doesn't get better than this, baby. |
| 0:44.1 | I am recording this on my phone. |
| 0:47.8 | And I know what you're thinking, Heather, wow, you don't take your job seriously. |
| 0:48.9 | Wait a half-asset. |
| 0:57.2 | No, baby, I had a decision to make before I left for Europe. I said, do I carry this clunky recording materials with me? Do I carry a Zoom that's going to get knocked around as I schlep my |
| 1:04.1 | suitcases through cobblestone streets in Spain? And I said, no, I'm leaving it home. Did a little |
| 1:09.8 | test. A test one, two, test one, two on the |
| 1:13.0 | cellular. And this sounds pretty fucking good. All right? So if for any reason this episode comes |
| 1:18.8 | out annoying or the sound quality isn't that great, just know I had a decision to make, |
| 1:22.8 | and I went with the ladder, which was comfort. Comfort over quality for you dumbasses. I'm kidding. I love you very |
| 1:30.3 | much. We have a lot to get into. I'm going to do a full Euro recap next week when I am back from |
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