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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.6	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Anth Sollately Not Podcast.
0:22.0	I'm your host Heather McMahon, how the hell we doing?
0:24.3	Rainy Day here in Georgia, you know what I mean?
0:26.3	It's a song. Devil went down to Georgia and he was looking for a soldest deal.
0:31.2	He was in a bind. That's all I know.
0:35.3	I think he was like, he was in a bind because he was drinking wine and ready to make a deal.
0:39.8	Something like that. Stormy day in Georgia.
0:42.5	Did you love when you're tucked into your sheets and you wake up at like 8 30 on a Monday?
0:47.3	You're like, fuck it's early, but then you hear,
0:49.3	goupal! You see the lightning coming through the the shutters and you're like,
0:53.5	I'm staying in bed, baby, although I didn't.
0:56.4	I went back to my fertility doctor.
0:58.8	Okay, I need to update y'all.
1:00.8	This is just how I roll.
1:02.1	We're all going to have a real good laugh together and then we're going to move on.
1:06.1	But I feel like I really left some loose ends last week and I got a few more answers this week.
1:12.4	And goddamn it, if this isn't just classic Heather McMahon, hold on, I need to sip of my drink.
1:17.6	You know, I'm always thirsty.
1:18.8	Yeah, it's raining here.
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