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Absolutely Not

Lil Sheeba

Absolutely Not

Dear Media

Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather updates you on her doozie of a medical issue and realizes that she isn't the "pillar of the fertility community" she thought she was. She is sweaty, hungry, pissed off and now more than ever just straight up confused.

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:06.6

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:17.7

Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

0:23.2

I'm your host Heather McMahon. Thanks for being here. What a week, what a world,

0:28.3

you know, I feel like I'm about to start a Casey Musgrave song.

0:31.8

Oh, what a week.

0:33.8

Oh, what a world.

0:40.1

The cowboys finger me in the back of the barn.

0:47.2

You know what I mean? If I've ever heard a Casey Musgrave's Bob,

0:51.9

it's Cowboys finger me in the back of a barn.

0:54.6

On Q105.7, Nashville's hottest country.

1:01.2

Wow, my ability to do that to pop in and out of that is just,

1:06.5

honestly, it's alarming to myself.

1:09.3

Excuse me one second. I need to put on some chapstick.

1:13.9

Working with a new microphone, very excited.

1:16.0

Shout out to my producer Michelle.

1:17.3

She sent me a kitten caboodle.

1:19.2

Well, she just sent me the link, I ordered.

1:21.4

So I'm a big girl now, but I'm working with some new mics.

1:25.1

And I think the sound is hopefully going to make me sound less lispy.

1:31.0

I've noticed recently I have a slight, slight lateral lisp when it comes to thing.

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