Low Hanging Fruit with Jackie Schimmel, Host of The Bitch Bible

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has friend and fellow bitchy podcaster, Jackie Schimmel in the house, literally, she's at Robin's. She brought her intern, Jennifer Lopez with her, fresh off the A-rod breakup. Its a wild ride and not to be missed!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:17.6	Ladies and gentlemen, you know where you love her.
0:20.0	Hey, she's a Jew and she's embarrassing.
0:22.3	Her words not mine.
0:23.8	Please welcome to the studio.
0:25.6	Jackie Shimmelhoff.
0:27.6	Oh, thanks Heather. Thanks for having me.
0:30.5	So I fully encroached on your mother's day weekend.
0:33.0	Are you kidding me? We love it.
0:34.1	I live here now. I've moved to Atlanta.
0:36.4	Robin has adopted me and now we're just sitting here with swamp tits talking shit
0:40.4	in your childhood home.
0:41.7	Now when I explained to you, I was like, no, I literally live in my home that I grew up in.
0:46.4	Yeah, I record in the basement.
0:48.3	Was this what you envisioned or were you like, yeah, sure, maybe she like lives in her childhood
0:52.2	home, but I feel like people don't really realize what they're stepping into.
0:56.2	No, it's actually exactly as you had portrayed it.
1:00.4	And yeah, no surprises.
1:02.8	Zero. I'm sleeping in your childhood bedroom.
1:05.2	You are. You are full infiltration.
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