What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of the Chrissy Chaos podcast. We are here in San Antonio, Texas. We just got here. There is blood on

South Sheets in his hotel room and my key didn't work. So I brought Sal into a little bit of the chaos. I had 930 calories worth of chocolate snacks and potato chips in the sprinter van on our six and a

half hour beautiful. I was pimped sneeze. Everyone just got Omni-crown on our six and a half hour beautiful drive in the in the flatlands of Texas where always so was cow, meth heads and fuck Joe Biden signs. But I'm happy to be here. I'm wearing an anxiety Tuesday sweatshirt which has been restocked everyone anxiety Tuesday merch has been restocked or a Christie comedy.com hit the tab new merch. We're using bond firing now because I'm not using any more fucking mom and

pop merch companies. Okay, listen to me if you're a young comic out there or a young entertainer do not use any of these fucking merch companies that want their money upfront or where you're not going to get paid. I sold like thousands of items of merch and I got to check for $430 fucking dollars because these people are criminals. Okay, they're fucking scumbag criminals use bonfire, use even tea spring even of quality is not that great. If you're I'm saying if you're a person who's selling it. Do not use these companies. I'm not using the money. I'm using a little bit of money but I'm not using a little bit of money. I'm using a little bit of money. Like you can't even just buy a bunch of money. I'm using money from the first grade of the school. I'm using my mom. I'm also having a little bit of money for the first grade. I'm using a little bit of money but I'm using a little bit of money. I'm using a little bit of money

Japanese where you have to give them all the money up front. It's fucking a bullshit thing. I got fucking con by a

Non kidding. All right. No, we'll cut that part. Oh, actually, I don't care. Who fucking leave it?

But listen, we're in San Antonio. We're about to do the co-headlining show me in Sal volcano

Sal has shorts on and he forgot Sal went to the

We had one night. Well, first of all, let me tell let's take it back back back

We were supposed we were gonna cancel this tour with literally on Christmas morning

I woke up to a text from Sal saying I have a Christmas gift for you were canceling the tour and I was like well

My relationship is on the rocks and I could really use five days out of the house

So it's actually a fucking nightmare. Yeah, all right. We're on the road tomorrow. We are in St. Louis

Thursday wearing Columbus, Ohio Friday wearing Cincinnati, Ohio all the tickets at Christie comedy comm

Co-headlining with my babe, San volcano then

January 14th 15th where I am at the Vulcan gas company in Austin, Texas

Baby Austin, Texas then January 29th the Chrissy theaters everybody tour starts hashtag CTE at the

Borgada in Atlantic City February 5th at the Beacon Theater in New York City February 12th and 13th at in Washington DC and at Lanna

February 13th is homeless Pimps birthday. So come to Atlanta. We're gonna have some fun. Christie comedy.com

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