What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Kass. This is the Chrissy Christmas episode. We're supposed to have TT Jerry here in a sexy Santa outfit for everyone for all the guys who are in the closet to masturbate to when their wives and girlfriends go to sleep. We're gonna have TT in a sexy Santa and unfortunately she has COVID. She's okay. She's totally okay. But she has COVID and didn't want to come over here.

In case she's spreading it, I said, listen TT, you come over and spread your ass cheeks. So what's the difference?

You can't, we're spreading holiday joy. We're spreading holiday joy. Want a little bit of COVID?

You know, it's coming back, but who gives a shit? Okay? It's gonna be an omnicronic Christmas. It's the best time of the year.

I don't know if they'll be snow, but you're all living fear. Having an omnicronic Christmas, go out and get a booster. Say hello to friends on the street because they'll be dead in a week.

No, they won't. Nobody cares. Who cares? I just came from Florida. Let me tell you something. Shout out to the people of Palm Beach, Florida. Thank you to all the people that came out for the sold out shows. Thank you to the all different walks of life coming out.

There was a Jewish man in the front row who was wearing a star of David chain and a Yamaha. And I said, you came dressed like Hanukkah and I put on your Yamaha and chain. And there's no video evidence of it because homeless pimples out of quarter-hour convention and couldn't make it.

So just know that if you were offended by that, Shalom Shabbat. I am sorry. Okay? Happy Hanukkah. I'm I I I for for to repent for that. For now from now until New Year's Eve, I will I will go through every waking moment of my life with the dread a lot of my ass for you.

I just want to say though the people of Florida, I understand that a lot of people are like Florida. Georgia's short Florida. They are they're bad. They're bad people in Florida. Here's what I witnessed in Florida. It was open. It was crazy.

Things were wild, but they don't not care about COVID. Nobody's a COVID deny or in Florida. They just let you live your life. And instead of shutting down and being like, doom, gloom, you're going to die. They say, hey, we have extra places for the vaccine. We have extra places to get you guys.

We're generally on a client of antibodies. And if you're sick, just stay home. That's what it is. But if you watch the news or talk to people where I live in New York, like Florida, say in people. I'm just I'm done with it. Okay. Have an Omni-Kranny Christmas. That's all I'm going to say is listen. It's everywhere. Just have an Omni-Kranny Christmas.

And we'll see what Joe Biden says later on today because he's going to make an announcement. And I'm pretty sure it's probably going to be if you're vaccinated, your life is going to be okay. If you're unvaxed, you're a murderer and a pig. That's what pretty much what he's going to say. So just understand the divides coming. It doesn't matter. It's over. We're not going to talk about COVID much more on the show anymore.

It's over going to talk about Kamala Harris and what a bitch is. Did you guys see Kamala Harris with Charlemagne the God in my opinion. We're not in a good place as a country when Charlemagne the God is even interviewing the vice president. The fact that the vice president was like, let me go on Charlemagne the God's Comedy Central show, which gets about 3000 views in episode.

Because it's on Friday night on Comedy Central. I mean, this fucking podcast gets more views than Comedy Central. Hey, welcome to Comedy Central in my fucking sunroom. Kamala Harris should come on Chrissy K. If she wanted anyone to see what she was fucking talking about. I'm lying. Charlemagne, you know, you can't make fun of him. He's the black God. He's the black Joe Rogan. I love you. Charlemagne. I love you. Charlemagne. I'm, you know, I'm not allowed to say that. I'm dressed like an elf. I'm spreading Christmas cheer. Kamala Harris, the first female African American president is not African American.

I just want to say I love you to I love you to I love you to Kamala Harris. She got pissed off at Charlemagne because Charlemagne said what a Charlemagne say. He said, does Joe Munchen really run the country? Is that what he said?

Now, now Joe Munchkin, man, what he something big happened, which I don't really know he said no to their Democrats spending bill. But do we know why the intricacies of why he said it? I think he's a Democrat named Joe mansion. Yeah, cool. Yeah, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, I call him Joe Munchkin Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe the Munchkin, man. No, by the way, I know that I'm appropriating dressing up as an elf because I'm not the height of a little person. So I apologize.

I apologize for that for anyone I'm a fan day because I'm not a little person, but I do have a little pecker. I have I have I have cock, but I am an able bodied person.

I'm a CMC, Chris, I'm sorry, can't say me just smidge it. We make it cute. Um, Joe, hey, listen, we I was talking to a good friend of mine and he said that casting directors and entertainment now. This is very inside info that if you have a podcast and they cast you, then they have the most woke person in the room, listen to three episodes of your podcast. And if you offend that person, then you can't get.

You know, they take you off the show. So I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm just going to say and do whatever I want because the only genuine people I care about are the listeners of the Chrissy Chaos podcast and the listeners of the Hey Bay podcast. You guys girls and they be give me hope you give me love.

There was a I mean, the walks of life that came out to the Palm Beach Improv this past weekend or unreal. Tampa Tony was there. We had a transgender person in the crowd. We had a gay person in the crowd. We had blacks, whites, Latinos, Asians, everybody.

And the gay guy in the crowd tweeted at me, send sitting next to Tampa Tony, the whole show. We said we were going to find you some cock after the show. I hope you got it. But if not, T.T. Jerry said once she recovers from COVID, you can have her her Christmas cock. If you just tweet me, tweet us or email the show Chrissy Chaos podcast at gmail.com.

So, yeah, you go to a football game. How's the football? Yes, dude. I went to the Miami dolphins. Okay. So last night, I got home by the way this morning at about two o'clock in the morning because I told Vinny that by the way, shout out. What's his name? Who makes the signs?

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