What's The Truth? with Ti Ti Jerry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 49

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos and Ti Ti Jerry are here to start your year off right with some CHAOS!!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I
0:03.8	Watch up everybody welcome to the first Chrissy chaos episode of
0:08.6	2022 then die single think oh no, I mean then die
0:19.2	Happy New Year's baby. I wanted to I wanted to look at us
0:23.7	I
0:26.3	Wanted to I wanted to um
0:30.3	To start off this new year with um
0:34.5	With my new girlfriend
0:36.9	Your girlfriend. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to get murdered
0:42.4	Do you think it do you think even you wouldn't be safe if me and you start if I if I'm if me and you broke up
0:47.2	I'm starting out behind it on the fucking rock. Wow
0:50.0	That's how scary this folks even even T2 would be scared
0:54.4	I'll be terrified from Jasmine baby. So first of all, let's recap people we were gone for New Year's Eve
1:03.4	Me and Vinnie we were away. We were in Cincinnati. You watched the children. Yes. I was a babysitter
1:09.0	Baby sitter for one whole day
1:11.3	No, take took care of a six-month-old took care of my six-year-old and the only the only problem was when I came back
1:19.6	My car had been broken into that was the only issue that happened and I open the door today to take my steps under school
1:26.4	And there was stuff all over the passenger seat because somebody had one through the glove box and but there's nothing to steal
1:33.0	On your BMW on my BMW. There's nothing to steal you little pieces of shit
1:36.9	Because I don't keep anything valuable in my car the only things I keep a value are up my ass
1:41.5	So if you want to come and get them come and get them bring a plunger
1:44.9	I've not did they be sitting right on the back see ready for your mother fuckers
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