Where's The Easter Parade?

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2015

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Larry ponders the demise of the Easter Parade and talks about where Easter eggs come from. And find out what a "chicken flicker" is and why you probably don't want to be one. Plus, Larry talks about The Charge of The Light Brigade on Poetry Corner and on MMM. The Jetsons meets the Flintstones has nothing on this crossover!

Quote of the week: "We might just say it sits there."

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who knows what Easter eggs are. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.
0:40.0	I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and I'm so impressed well I'm always
0:45.2	impressed but by impressionable things and that's in the main today it's how
0:50.9	beautiful it is today on millaronia I know it's a beautiful
0:55.9	place well I built it but you know what even for where we are on the earth and the only thing I'll say is it's somewhere in the
1:05.6	Pacific but you know what even for where we are it's always gorgeous here and
1:11.2	sometimes as you know in life in all the things in your
1:15.7	lives too and my life it's important it's wonderful to step back every so often and say, by golly, isn't it gorgeous today?
1:26.0	Wasn't it a good day so far? Aren't I happy today?
1:30.0	It's very important to do that because also it's being written down so you're going to get a gold star for that someday and maybe on that day you can use one.
1:44.0	So in any case it's gorgeous here today and that theme always makes me smile of course
1:50.0	that's the Rodney Wallace Orchestra and the Jenny Willenda dancers featuring Boy Tenor Les Fox asking the musical question
2:00.5	We know what the speed of light is, but what is the speed of dark?
2:05.0	Well, Les, I'll tell you, and by the way, as Colonel Jeff Fox mentioned, they're not a relation,
2:12.0	but Les I have to tell you that's a heck of a
2:14.4	question good question we know what the speed of light is but what is the speed of
2:18.9	dark and of course we know what the speed of light is. And for my world, for my head, for my brain, for my soul,
2:28.1	it suffices just to say it's very fast. I don't know even when I was taking physics classes in high school or
2:38.7	college and I never knew and we had them explained I had some good professors and they could
2:46.6	explain things really really well but it was the kind of explanation where two or
2:51.4	three seconds after it ends, you say to yourself, okay, what did he say?
2:58.0	What did that mean?
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