Larry Goes Nuts For Golf

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2015

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Larry talks about why he passed up a chance to play on the Masters' golf course. Also, tales of having too much to drink in England. Then we do a tribute to the great comedian Stan Freberg and cancer fighter Lauren Hill. Plus we hear more about Milleronia's new La-Z-Boy-based transportation system and the missing Barcalounger salesmen. For Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Be Still, My Soul, Be Still" by Alfred E. Housman and we hear about the movie "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir."

Quote of the week: "It's a horrible thing, lava."

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who's ever had too much to drink in England. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.
0:40.0	I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?
0:42.0	And they get better every week. Larry Miller, but in a way, aren't we all?
0:42.8	And they get better every week.
0:44.6	I know I say that every week, but that band, that orchestra, makes me happy when I hear the Larry Miller Show theme. I just love that thing.
0:57.0	And of course that's the Stan Freiburg Orchestra and the Lauren Hill Dancers featuring boy tenor Marco McFerrin asking the musical question
1:07.6	why are there no boy baratones?
1:11.4	Well first of all Marco it's a heck of a question. Good question. And no, there are no boy baritone. There are boy tenors. And there are no boy bases. There are boy tenors and there are no boy bases there are boy tenors and there are no boy
1:26.5	sopranos used to be but none we know of.
1:33.0	First of all, I don't think any boy's voice really gets a lot deeper when he's nine.
1:39.0	Could happen? Maybe I don't know about it yet.
1:42.0	But that's one reason there there no boy baratones and a boy tenor is such a
1:46.9	wonderful category in show business and it I think I've mentioned this before, I always heard it used on, well, old radio shows and,
1:59.0	and the boy tenor, so and so, and a boy tenor, what the heck is that I always thought how wonderful a boy tenor
2:06.7	and it's just a category could be for a boy and he has a wonderful high voice because it hasn't
2:11.5	changed yet or it could be an adult who is, well, a classic
2:17.2	either an Irish tenor or someone who is known for having a beautiful high-pitched voice, like a boy, a boy tenor.
2:25.0	And so to Marco McFerr, no, there are no boy baritones.
2:32.0	Why are there no boy baratones. Why are there no boy baratones? Because there are no boy baratones.
2:40.2	And I think that's like saying why isn't the sky green?
2:44.0	Maybe it is and I just don't know it yet.
2:46.0	In any case, thank you for writing in Marco.
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