And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who really likes the Department of Motor

Vehicles. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And you know, it's a beautiful day here on Milleronia,

and even that becomes more beautiful with our theme song.

I love it so much.

Of course, that's the Daniel Lewis Orchestra and the Sabrina Miller dancers

featuring boy tenor Sam Kennington asking the musical question if Gary I'm frankly thrilled you noticed and picked right up on it and the answer is

Yes, yes it. Larry stands for Larison. But I'm so intrigued and so pleased that you

found it that I'm going to be honest about something. I don't think I've ever confessed to anyone

let alone on the air to all of you. Yes, Larry stands for Larison, but to be honest, Gary, Harry, Barry, Carrie, Mary,

Carrie, Mary, also all stand for Larison.

Now there's a reason for that, but I don't have time right now to tell you. I'll get to it.

But in fact to be continually honest here,

Norman, Pierre, and Ozzy also stand for Larison. In fact, every name stands for Larison.

Even the one of Russian witlifter you can't pronounce, that also stands for Larison. They don't know it yet and let's just

keep it between us. But good for you, Sam, yes. Gary stands for Garrison, Harry stands for Harrison, and Larry stands for Harrison.

And Larry stands for Larison.

So, in fact, that could be in a good poem,

in a good Haiku poem which I'm bringing up I think delicately there and very smoothly

because I want to re-announce our Haiku contest that we are encouraging

listeners to get on the poetry bandwagon themselves by writing a Haiku. Now it doesn't have to be about me or this show or it

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