What The Hell Is a DOG COMMUNICATOR?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 87 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy We’re BACK on video… In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris explains why he HAD to bring video back (hint: it involves a house, a wedding, and a LOT of money). Meanwhile, Josephine the dog completely takes over the studio, Vito is barely surviving with duct-taped equipment, and the Reverse Advice Hotline returns with some of the most unhinged callers yet. From real estate advice to vegan weight loss, dating chaos, and even a dog communicator who claims she can read Josephine’s mind… this episode is absolute madness. Plus: Easter drama, family dynamics, and the realization that adulthood might just be one long expensive mistake. Subscribe for new episodes every week. And yes… video is here to stay. 00:00 We’re BACK on video (and I’m broke) 02:00 The real reason we NEED video 05:30 House problems & expensive upgrades 08:00 Dog chaos begins (Josephine takeover) 11:30 Reverse Advice Hotline returns 14:30 Real estate advice call 20:00 Vegan weight loss guy (Sea Bass) 27:00 Wild relationship + life advice caller 34:00 Dog communicator joins… gets weird 48:00 Ranking the callers 52:00 Chaos recap & best advice 56:30 Jasmine call + tooth drama 01:00:00 Easter recap & family dynamics 01:07:00 Old house problems & real estate talk 01:13:00 Future of the show + hotline rules UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to Chrissy Chaos. Surprise, surprise. We're doing video.
0:10.0	Yep, we gotta do video. Why? Because as I've been saying for the last two weeks, I bid off more than I could chew with this house.
0:19.0	Jasmine wanted to go to West Elm to get the outdoor
0:22.3	furniture. She wanted to get married two months after I got to pay taxes and I need the money and the money
0:28.0	comes with video. So here you go. We're on video. This is Josephine. Okay, she's here because Jasmine
0:35.6	had to go to Staten Island to get a crown put in. It could cost me another three grand and she can get fake teeth. Okay, that's here because Jasmine had to go to stat and I have to get a crown put in.
0:37.6	It's gonna cost me another three grand and she can get fake teeth.
0:40.1	Okay, that's what I'm paying for now these days.
0:43.1	She's taking out her fake boobs and putting in fake teeth.
0:46.1	So, Josephine, you can't mess this up, okay?
0:50.3	Because I gotta do video.
0:52.3	So just be quiet. Josephine, Josephiti, Joseph Dota, Dio baby teeth is over here and he's allergic to fucking dogs. What are you doing?
1:02.0	I need to get you back in frame.
1:04.0	All right, get me back in frame. There's Vito.
1:07.0	But ultimately, folks, we're back doing video.
1:13.6	Okay? We're doing video because we need to do video.
1:17.6	Because you're right, we heard the fans were upset. Audio only stupid. I get it. So I said, we're going to do video today. I said, I'm going to wash my hair.
1:26.6	I'm going to take my BPC 157 peptide.
1:30.1	I'm going to take my saline peptide.
1:31.8	And I'm going to drink my ketone IQ.
1:34.4	And I'm going to come in fully bricked up, ready to go.
1:37.9	And are you done?
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