Reverse Advice Hotline Got Out of Control | Chris Disefano is Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Chrissy is spiraling… and this episode proves it. From breaking down a massive financial mistake with his house to debating testosterone therapy, Chrissy Chaos gets REAL in this audio-only episode. But instead of giving advice… he flips the script. 📞 Introducing the Reverse Advice Hotline — where fans give HIM advice. And let’s just say… it gets chaotic fast. We’ve got: A brutally honest breakdown of overspending and financial stress The reality of family, pressure, and feeling stuck Wild calls from fans (including a sailing instructor and a Reiki “witch”) A moment that somehow turns into matchmaking?! Behind-the-scenes stories from a massive NYPD show at Madison Square Garden And a real conversation about work, purpose, and getting your life together This is Chrissy Chaos at its most unfiltered. Call the hotline: (929) 266-7934 00:00 Intro – Audio Only Chaos Begins 01:00 Health Talk – Cholesterol, Testosterone & TRT Debate 03:30 Dog Stories Get INSANE 06:00 Chrissy’s Financial Reality Hits Hard 08:30 “I Bought a House I Can’t Afford” 12:00 Too Many Podcasts? Feeling Overwhelmed 13:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Explained 15:00 Should He Sell the House or Stay? 20:00 Living Paycheck to Paycheck Reality Check 23:00 History Hyenas Saving His Career 26:00 Home Renovation Stress + Reality Check 29:00 Career Reflections & Madison Square Garden Story 32:00 NYPD Show Breakdown (Wild Crowd Story) 37:00 Jasmine Calls Mid-Pod (Classic Chaos) 40:00 Reverse Advice Call #1 – “Buy a Boat” 44:30 Reverse Advice Call #2 – Chakra Healing Gets Wild 53:00 Fans Meet Each Other… It Gets Weird 59:30 “Is My Life Actually Normal?” 01:00:30 TRT, Health & Getting Older Talk 01:05:00 Career Mindset & Self-Doubt 01:09:00 Conversation about Ron Bennington 01:12:00 Outro – Back to Moving Furniture Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos Audio.
0:13.0	Like that? Like that. Yes, we have audio. We have the Chrissy Chaos podcast coming at you. Audio only. I know you guys are mad, but what can you do? If you want to see me on video, you got history hyenas. And then you have a new podcast. I've started a new podcast called Winner Winner, which is all about sports. Here, of course, with me, as always, is Vito Baby Mouth-Kalisi.
0:41.3	And we're here, we're queer.
0:47.9	I am feeling I have allergies this week.
0:53.4	My brain is not really where it needs to be because I've, I got my blood work done,
0:56.0	and my cholesterol is back up to 303.
1:02.7	My testosterone is adequate, about 500, but my free testosterone.
1:04.8	I forgot if it's high or low.
1:10.4	But whatever it is, my testosterone is not doing a good job making me diesel.
1:11.1	Low tea. I kind of have low tea. Adequ making me diesel. Low tea.
1:13.0	I kind of have low tea.
1:14.9	Adequate tea feels like low tea.
1:16.1	Yes, adequate tea.
1:18.8	I need through the roof tea and I don't have it. So I'm contemplating taking testosterone replacement therapy.
1:22.3	In addition to peptides.
1:24.0	Huh?
1:24.5	What?
1:26.3	Hi, Leo.
1:27.4	Hi. I'm here.
1:28.3	Where are you going?
1:29.3	I'm taking Josephine to get it again.
1:32.3	Why?
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