What’s the Best Way To Be Broken Up With?

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2019

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

J and J take the show on the road for a very special bonus episode recorded live at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre in Toronto. At 5:30 they ask the question “what’s the best way to be broken up with?” At 15:00 they conduct a dating app profile makeover for an audience member. At 29:20 they play a round of “Red Flag/Deal Breaker”. At 43:00, they untangle a text conversation in their puzzling “Deal Reveal.” At 55:15 they dive into their awkward sexual encounter. Thanks to our sponsors! Head to PRIVACY.COM/UUP to sign up and get $5 to spend on your first purchase. Go to CAPRI-BLUE.COM and use code UUP get 20% off your entire purchase and have your space smelling like the Betches office today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week's episode is brought to you by FOPO,
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0:04.8	that actually tastes better than blocking your ex-feels.
0:08.3	Take a quick second to close your eyes and imagine just how good that is.
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0:15.3	in the cold box or can cocktail section.
0:17.7	And major key, if you can't find FOPO where you typically shop,
0:21.6	ask for it. Visit FOPOCocktails.com to find your favorite FOPO near you.
0:26.0	That's FAUXPAS.
0:30.4	Oh, we do it! Everyone's clapping! You're not doing shit!
0:37.2	Come on! How we do it?
0:43.2	Is it good crowd?
0:48.8	I know. It's finally here.
0:52.4	These Toronto women DM like animals.
0:54.8	I'm getting good vibes from the city. We've been here about four hours.
1:01.8	Four hours, we get it.
1:03.2	Yeah, we already know what it's like.
1:04.8	We know what it's like.
1:05.7	I mean, there's a carnival right outside of here, right?
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:09.1	We always like to come during a carnival.
1:11.1	We wanted as much fried food as possible outside the door.
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