What Kind of Car is Your Wife? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 213

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the subtle art of beard dyeing, grooming near the groin, midlife crisis energy and much more! Plus, Bert shares some sober realizations he's had recently while being "California sober", and reveals to Tom how he's felt being a little bit lighter. The Bears also debate what type of car their wives are, the greatness of Michael Jordan, gorgeous football players, and discuss why being present is so satisfying.

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0:00.0	This week on Two Bears One Cave.
0:02.0	And the best is when you break someone's spirit.
0:04.2	Yeah, that's true.
0:05.8	Well, you know I was cracking toilet seats left and right.
0:08.0	Where cracking the seats?
0:09.5	I just lain too hard on them.
0:11.2	Leanne's gonna hear this and be like, and be livid with me.
0:15.0	100% Cheers.
0:17.0	It's always fun when it's the show you tuned in for with me, not as always, but I'm always happy to see him.
0:29.0	One of the only celebrities that is outspoken about his support for Hamas. It is Burke Crich!
0:34.0	I just said to someone, I just said to someone, it's so nice to not know what's going on.
0:41.0	It's like, you see people. going on their
0:45.0	their Instagram. It's like you see people people are like I don't I don't even know like they are in it like
0:48.0	on their Instagram they're hemorrhaging followers they're fighting with people
0:51.9	yeah I'm watching
0:53.6	doing climbing up light post ripping down flags and spray painting and yeah it's
0:58.2	pretty wild right I really am not really sincere sincerely sure what's happening
1:01.8	yeah it's kind of nice, right?
1:04.4	Stay out of it.
1:05.0	It must be like, it must be like, uh,
1:08.0	that's a really bad analogy.
1:11.0	Okay, let's hear it.
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