The Bears Are Back | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 212

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Bert and Tom are back in the studio for some much needed catching up! They discuss Bert's new healthy habits and then immediately try out nicotine pouches. Tom shares a story about why he's the "Master of Finding Missing Items" and Bert recollects all the cruise ship insanity from "Fully Loaded at Sea". The bears also talk about Bert's "new girlfriend", not getting enough credit for good deeds, dark algorithms on Instagram, life advice from jacked dudes, taking Tom Segura's family on adventures, and Bert's crush on Josh Hartnett!

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, Tom Segura here. Tickets for the first leg of my new tour come together are on sale right now at
0:06.8	Tom Segura.com slash tour. Tour kicks off December 30th in Honolulu, Hawaii, and then into 2024 with stops in Asia and North America,
0:17.2	including my hometown of Cincinnati.
0:19.2	Before you start yelling, what about my city, Tom?
0:22.4	Don't worry, I'll get there there and it's a whole new hour of
0:25.0	material a lot of more dates are coming I will announce them soon so go get your
0:29.0	tickets right now at tomscagrara.com slash tour before they sell out.
0:34.0	This week on Two Bears 1K.
0:36.0	I am now getting just homicides.
0:38.0	Just straight up murders.
0:40.0	I feel the energy
0:41.0	the juice that God wanted you to have when you were born.
0:43.2	I feel it's in my mouth and it's courting through my fucking brain.
0:46.5	My friend, Bert Chrysler, Razzle Dazzle.
0:48.8	A hundred percent. Cheers. 100% cheers.
0:53.0	Cheers.
0:55.0	Finally, we are.
0:58.0	Finally, we are back and from Reno failure and missing extremities to down 35 plus pounds
1:07.5	I'm 40 pounds Tommy 40 pounds down 40 fucking pounds and let me try sure that's what you went
1:14.7	first one 83 days with alcohol without alcohol
1:17.4	83 days without alcohol and then 10 solid ones with
1:21.6	Bert you look notably different.
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