2 Bears vs 2 Kelces | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 214

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert throw down a challenge gauntlet for fellow podcasters and football players Jason and Travis Kelce! The Bears discuss the type of competition they'd issue to the Kelce brothers and draw lines in the sand between the different communities that would be in their corners. They talk Taylor Swift, the influence of Swifties and the BeyHive, relatable athletes, top 5 female music artists of all time, and even get a call from Pat McAfee!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey New Jersey, Tom Segura here letting you know that I don't always dress like this.
0:03.7	I'm shooting something. I won't wear this when I come to see you.
0:06.5	I'm doing shows with John Stewart on December 12th and 13th in Montclair, New Jersey at the Wellmont Theater. The first show is at 7 PM sold out.
0:15.2	So we added shows each night at 9.30 PM. You can get your tickets right now before they sell
0:20.1	out and see one of the greatest most influential comedic voices of our generation and
0:24.9	also John Stewart will be on the shows. See what I did?
0:29.9	Get your tickets at www.
0:32.4	Tom Seguro
0:33.0	dot com slash tour.
0:34.4	How dare you do two be errors better than us?
0:36.8	We gotta show them our fucking strength, Tom.
0:38.5	Okay. They need to respect us.
0:39.9	I think she beat the shit out of our moms.
0:41.8	My mom would be like, I can't find my glasses.
0:44.0	My mom would be dead immediately.
0:46.0	It's totally fine.
0:48.0	Get a trash cat.
0:49.0	Get a fucking trash get in here.
0:51.0	100%
0:52.0	Cheers. Get in here. 100% to hear.
0:53.0	Welcome to another episode of Two Bears 1K.
1:00.0	And we're going after the fucking Kelsey brothers.
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