What In The World Did Bert’s Son Say Under Anesthesia?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2024
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The future is unpredictable at times that the Open University are the experts in |
| 0:06.8 | distance learning allowing you to fit study around your life. What's more you'll |
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| 0:23.0 | The Open University, the future is open. |
| 0:31.0 | Picture this. |
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| 1:00.0 | Imagine it's Wednesday |
| 1:02.0 | one minute you're at the gym, you're doing it, |
| 1:03.8 | getting those steps in, not thinking about pizza, |
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| 1:07.8 | Oh, only 56 and a half more minutes left. |
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