Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 10
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine it's Wednesday. |
| 0:01.6 | One minute you're at the gym, you're doing it, getting those steps in, |
| 0:04.7 | not thinking about pizza, and definitely not clock watching. |
| 0:07.6 | Oh, only 56 and a half more minutes left. |
| 0:10.3 | And the next, that'll do! You're a millionaire! Lotto! Will you be next? Play on app, the National |
| 0:16.6 | Lottery. Account terms, rules, procedures apply, players must be 18 or over. |
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| 0:34.5 | Com slash Bonus B.S. |
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| 0:37.5 | Imagine the panic that recourse through your veins |
| 0:41.0 | as you're on the beach having a great time and then you realize that you've lost |
| 0:46.2 | your wedding ring and not only is it your wedding ring but it's originally your |
| 0:51.4 | late mother's ring so there's an added level of sentimentality to it. |
| 0:56.5 | How does that happen? How does it slip off like that? |
| 0:59.0 | Oh, it happens all the time. |
| 1:00.0 | Does it on yours also? |
| 1:01.2 | No, not on mine, but I know it happens to people. |
| 1:03.6 | If it's a little bit on the loose side |
| 1:06.2 | and you have like your sunscreen on or whatever |
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