Jon Lovett on Math, Chipotle, & Long Island

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Today we're joined by Gay Long Island Podcast Royalty: Jon Lovett. From a career in political speechwriting to a stint on Survivor, Jon traces his life back to his roots: a suburban upbringing on Long Island, New York.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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0:00.0	You ever had a crispy cream?
0:02.0	Have I...
0:02.6	What'd you say about Krispy cream?
0:03.6	You ever had a Krispy cream?
0:04.7	Have I ever had a crispy cream?
0:06.1	I would like to ask a Krispy cream if they haven't seen me.
0:09.9	Was it crispy?
0:11.6	That is actually a really good question because...
0:14.7	No.
0:15.8	Crispy creams aren't necessarily crispy.
0:18.1	They are very creamy.
0:19.9	They are very creamy.
0:20.6	And when I see that red light on, you better move out of the way.
0:26.9	You better move it out of the way because I know they're hot and fresh.
0:29.5	I say this with love, with adoration, with respect for you, with actual jealousy.
0:34.1	This was like a thing?
0:35.5	Yeah.
0:36.1	And it's actually what's so crazy.
0:38.1	Yeah, it's a TikTok. And it's a TikTok from like a year? Yeah, and it's actually what's so crazy. Yeah, it's a TikTok.
0:40.7	And it's a TikTok from like a year and a half ago. That's like not even funny.
0:41.5	And I've actually been there with you when I, because I've quoted that probably 55 times in this podcast.
0:46.6	And I always am like, yeah.
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