The following podcast is a dear media production.

Y'all, welcome to Duke's country.

Okay, that's Mayo with the Southern Twain.

Zero sugar, all flavor, and a cult following for a reason.

Grab the jar with the yellow lid and taste what you've been missing.

I turn into a totally different person when I meet my Dukes because that's just who I am.

Actually, I think I need to go more Southern like this. Listen, dukes is the best, okay? My mom has the best chicken salad recipe ever, and you have to use dukes in it. She does sliced apples and spice pecans and use the dukes. It's so easy, okay? And one of the reasons why I love it, it's because it's got twang. She's

creamy. She's iconic. She's giving devil to a realness. That is Duke's Mayo. It has zero sugar. You can slap it on anything and still feel like a hot and chaotic health queen. Don't ever show up to a cookout in the South if you do not have Dukes. Okay. If you do not have dukes, Mayo, you do not show up. Do not show up with something else. They will say, no, I'm sorry,

you got a leaf. Got to leave. Got to go. And dukes isn't just mayo. It's a southern legacy, like dolly or a good pair of Spanx. And if you're making a tomato sandwich, with anything but dukes, I am judging from afar, but I will say it out loud so that everybody at the table hears me.

Okay?

That's a southern staple. You do not make things in the South without the Duke, Sonny. So that's just what it is. You can find Duke's Mayo at your local retailer, and if it's not there, riot respectfully, of course, and visit Duke's Mayo.com for more information. Want to let you know you you can also get on Amazon, Walmart, Kroger, Publix, Harris Teter,

Food Line, Target, H.E.B., Hanford, Albertsons, et cetera.

It's all over the place.

Dukes Mayo.com.

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

I am so excited.

I have one of my dearest friends. One of my favorite people in the world. She's a queen. She's an icon. She's funny as hell. And she's fabulous. Please welcome to the show. Retta. Why, thanks. How are you, darling? I'm good. How are you? Everyone has been dying. You don't understand. You're the number one most requested person to come on this podcast of all time. I think because we both mention each other enough in our stories and then they're like, well, where the hell is you? Where are you? Well, Reddy, in all fair and so, you have been on the road the last couple of years doing probably the best show that HGTV has ever seen. And I'm HGT, like, obsessed.

But the ugliest houses in America, I mean, you have, you, you've been through the shit.

I've seen some things. And it's not so much the seeing. It's the, the, the, the, every blue moon,

...