The Showgirl is Back!

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after getting back on the road with The Bamboozled Tour in Memphis and Charlotte. The Showgirl is back on the road and another showgirl is engaged! She chats about what went down in each city and goes down sorority rush memory lane. We get back to the voicemails where she takes on another type of wedding proposal, airline chicken etiquette and if too much baby oil is a thing.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Y'all know it's a Duke's Mayo commercial when I'm putting on this voice because I love Duke's.
0:08.6	It's Duke's Country Baby. It's mayo with a southern twang, zero sugar, all flavor, and a cult following for a reason.
0:15.1	So all you got to do when you go to the grocery store, you're going to grab that jar with a yellow lid and taste what you've been missing.
0:21.4	Duke's is truly a staple in the South. You do not go to someone's home. You do not make a chicken salad. You do not make deviled eggs. You don't even make a sandwich unless you're using Dukes. Do not pull out any other brand. That's just not what we do down here. So I want you to know that I always have dukes stocked in my fridge in my pantry that's just the kind of house that we are you know
0:22.3	we are the Daniels home technically, but we're also a Dukes family. And I love Dukes, okay? And it's a Southern legacy like Dali or a good pair of Spanx. Dukes just, it isn't just Mayo. It truly is a Southern legacy. And it's the one that chefs use and it's the one that grandma swear by.
0:37.6	So, yeah. just, it, it isn't just Mayo. It truly is a Southern legacy. And it's the one that chefs use,
0:55.4	and it's the one that grandma swear by. So you got to know that it's the best of the best. Right now,
1:00.7	you can find Duke's Mayo at your local retailer. And if it's not there, riot respectfully, of course,
1:06.0	visit Duke's Mayo.com, D-U-K-E-S-M-A-O-O-D-O-O-com for more information.
1:12.3	You could also get it on Amazon, Walmart, Kroger, Publix, Harris-Teter, Food Lion, Target, H-E-B, Haniford, Albertsons, et cetera. You know I get it at the Publix, Sonny. I'm a member of de public.
1:08.6	So I go there and I get my dukes and it is to die for.
1:11.7	They also have a lot of assortment of different flavors.
1:14.0	I'm getting ahead of myself, though. of de public. So I go there and I get my Dukes and it is to die for. They also have a lot of
1:28.2	assortment of different flavors. I'm getting ahead of myself though. Just go check out Dukes.
1:33.2	And again, zero sugar. It's completely different than anything you've ever had before because
1:37.2	it's just that delicious. So again, Dukes Mayo.com.
1:50.1	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
1:52.0	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
2:05.3	Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast.
2:06.6	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
2:08.3	How are you?
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