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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Originally Aired July 29, 2024: I want my 75 dollars! Prison justice. Everything you've ever wanted to know Urine Farmers.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	Ninety-ass morning show. 90, 90, 3.
0:24.0	There.
0:25.0	Good morning.
0:26.0	Today is a very special day.
0:28.0	Today is both National Chicken Wing Day and National Lipstick Day.
0:34.0	So it's doubly exciting if you're a hooter's waitress.
0:37.0	Tell me Likey.
0:39.0	Tell me want wingy.
0:40.0	Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome. I get random thoughts, did God give chickens wings just for us they don't even use them
0:48.0	They just working them out all day long look at that wing right there man look at that wing Somebody gonna love that wing right there man look at that wing. Somebody gonna love that wing right there man
0:55.4	You put some hot sauce on that wing man some salt and pepper that's gonna be a good wing for somebody man. You know what else I just realized it's showtime
1:10.3	Unbelievable. It really is. Welcome folks to the 93X Half-ass Morning Show. We hope you had nothing
1:17.7	but laughs over the weekend. And here we are together again for a Monday broadcast.
1:25.0	Chicken Wing Day apparently.
1:27.0	There's my life partner Josh across the way there.
1:30.0	How you doing son?
1:31.0	Good, how about yourself?
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