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The 93X Half-ass morning show.

90, 90, 3.

Get up, okay?

But it's Friday.

The Olympics is really my favorite sporting event,

although I think I have a problem with that silver medal.

I think if I was an Olympic athlete I would rather come in last than win the silver if you think about it. You know you win the gold you feel good. You in the bronze you think well at least I got something. But you win that silver that's's like, congratulations, you almost won. Of all the losers, you came in first of that group. You're the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you.

It's hard to tell how good the athletes are anymore because frankly they're all good.

10 guys run a sprint and one guy wins. We know he's fast

One guy loses and we go, oh that guy's slow, should have worked out harder.

I know, that's kind of a funny thing to say from your sofa.

That's why I think every sport in the Olympics needs what I call a perspective athlete.

Right in track, you'd have a pink lane going around the track.

Right before the race, you just grab some random y going around the track. Right before the race you just grab some random

yahoo from the audience. Come on down here sir. You're going to run in the pink lane today

representing the rest of humanity. That way the viewers at home can see how fast these

other freaks of nature really are.

Gymnastics would be hilarious.

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